A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
49:1 O you who have believed, do not put [yourselves] before Allāh and His Messenger but fear Allāh. Indeed, Allāh is Hearing and Knowing.
2 O you who have believed, do not raise your voices above the voice of the Prophet or be loud to him in speech like the loudness of some of you to others, lest your deeds become worthless while you perceive not.
3 Indeed, those who lower their voices before the Messenger of Allāh – they are the ones whose hearts Allāh has tested for righteousness.
For them is forgiveness and great reward.
Koran 49:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
49:1 Don’t walk in front of Muhammad, who is Allah and think of Muhammad (who is dead) before Allah (the idol).
2 Shhh!
3 Loudmouths go to Hell!
And those who are softspoken are dead in the grave, not enjoying Paradise, as Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 49:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 