A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
48:11 Those who remained behind of the bedouins will say to you, “Our properties and our families occupied us, so ask forgiveness for us.”
They say with their tongues what is not within their hearts.
Say, “Then who could prevent Allāh at all if He intended for you harm or intended for you benefit? Rather, ever is Allāh, of what you do, Aware. 12 But you thought that the Messenger and the believers would never return to their families, ever, and that was made pleasing in your hearts. And you assumed an assumption of evil and became a people ruined.”
13 And whoever has not believed in Allāh and His Messenger – then indeed, We have prepared for the disbelievers a Blaze.
14 And to Allāh belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth. He forgives whom He wills and punishes whom He wills. And ever is Allāh Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 48:11-14
Here’s my improved version:
48:11 The Bedouins speak the Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
12 Muhammad speaks the Koran better than Jibril and Allah.
13 Nothing happened – Muhammad was a liar.
14 Muhammad the Liar lied.
Qur’an 48:11-14
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 