A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
47:36 [This] worldly life is only amusement and diversion.
And if you believe and fear Allāh, He will give you your rewards and not ask you for your properties.
37 If He should ask you for them and press you, you would withhold, and He would expose your hatred [i.e., unwillingness].
38 Here you are – those invited to spend in the cause of Allāh – but among you are those who withhold [out of greed].
And whoever withholds only withholds [benefit] from himself; and Allāh is the Free of need, while you are the needy.
And if you turn away [i.e., refuse], He will replace you with another people; then they will not be the likes of you.
Koran 47:36-38
Here’s my improved version:
47:36 Not even Muhammad, the best of Muslims, enjoys the rewards from Allah.
37 Interesting how Allah speaks to people, not needing Jibril, when he needs money.
38 Muhammad is Allah, greedy for money.
Qur’an 47:36-38
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 