A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
47:24 Then do they not reflect upon the Qur’ān, or are there locks upon [their] hearts?
25 Indeed, those who reverted back [to disbelief] after guidance had become clear to them – Satan enticed them and prolonged hope for them.
26 That is because they said to those who disliked what Allāh sent down, “We will obey you in part of the matter.”
And Allāh knows what they conceal.
27 Then how [will it be] when the angels take them in death, striking their faces and their backs?
28 That is because they followed what angered Allāh and disliked [what earns] His pleasure, so He rendered worthless their deeds.
Koran 47:24-28
Here’s my improved version:
47:24 There is no Qur’an to reflect upon.
25 Muhammad’s idolatry of one idol is the same as his tribe’s idolatry of many idol – both wrong.
26 These people and Muhammad are long dead. Nothing happened.
27 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
28 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 47:24-28
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
