A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
47:16 And among them, [O Muḥammad], are those who listen to you, until when they depart from you, they say to those who were given knowledge, “What has he said just now?”
Those are the ones of whom Allāh has sealed over their hearts and who have followed their [own] desires.
17 And those who are guided – He increases them in guidance and gives them their righteousness.
18 Then do they await except that the Hour should come upon them unexpectedly?
But already there have come [some of] its indications.
Then how [i.e., what good] to them, when it has come, will be their remembrance?
19 So know, [O Muḥammad], that there is no deity except Allāh and ask forgiveness for your sin and for the believing men and believing women.
And Allāh knows of your movement and your resting place.
Koran 47:16-19
Here’s my improved version:
47:16 Our Hearts are Wrapped.
17 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
18 Muhammad lied.
19 Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 47:16-19
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 