A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
46:17 But one who says to his parents, “Uff1 to you; do you promise me that I will be brought forth [from the earth] when generations before me have already passed on [into oblivion]?”
while they call to Allāh for help [and to their son], “Woe to you! Believe! Indeed, the promise of Allāh is truth.”
But he says, “This is not but legends of the former peoples” –
18 Those are the ones upon whom the word [i.e., decree] has come into effect, [who will be] among nations which had passed on before them of jinn and men. Indeed, they [all] were losers.
19 And for all there are degrees [of reward and punishment] for what they have done, and [it is] so that He may fully compensate them for their deeds, and they will not be wronged.
20 And the Day those who disbelieved are exposed to the Fire [it will be said], “You exhausted your pleasures during your worldly life and enjoyed them, so this Day you will be awarded the punishment of [extreme] humiliation because you were arrogant upon the earth without right and because you were defiantly disobedient.”
Koran 46:17-20
Here’s my improved version:
46:17 Uff is a local idiom, showing this is Muhammad’s tribe.
This man tells the truth. The parents? They’re Muhammad pretending.
18 They’re all dead, like Muhammad and this man.
19 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
20 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.
Qur’an 46:17-20
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 