Qur’an 46:1-6

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

46:1 Ḥā, Meem.

2 The revelation of the Book is from Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.

3 We did not create the heavens and earth and what is between them except in truth and [for] a specified term.

But those who disbelieve, from that of which they are warned, are turning away.

4 Say, [O Muḥammad], “Have you considered that which you invoke besides Allāh? Show me what they have created of the earth; or did they have partnership in [creation of] the heavens? Bring me a scripture [revealed] before this or a [remaining] trace of knowledge, if you should be truthful.”

5 And who is more astray than he who invokes besides Allāh those who will not respond to him until the Day of Resurrection [i.e., never], and they, of their invocation, are unaware.

6 And when the people are gathered [that Day], they [who were invoked] will be enemies to them, and they will be deniers of their worship.

Koran 46:1-6

Here’s my improved version:

46:1 Hennes & Mauritz.

2 The refutation of the Koran by Zaid and friends!

3 “We did not create the heavens and earth and what is between them”

And Muhammad’s tribe turns away from the madman.

4 Muhammad forgot that the Torah comes before the Bible (Injil) or he lied.

5 I don’t invoke Allah or the rest of the idols – it’s too hard to do so from New Zealand.

6 Allah’s wife and her daughters will deny the worship of Muhammad’s tribe of idolaters.

Qur’an 46:1-6

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.