Qur’an 45:27-29

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

45:27 And to Allāh belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth. And the Day the Hour appears – that Day the falsifiers will lose.

28 And you will see every nation kneeling [from fear].

Every nation will be called to its record [and told], “Today you will be recompensed for what you used to do. 29 This, Our record, speaks about you in truth. Indeed, We were having transcribed whatever you used to do.”

Koran 45:27-29

Here’s my improved version:

45:27 An hour appears? Hours are literally clockwork.

28 Nations don’t kneel, nor can they be brought to heel.

29 What “Record”? The Injil that Muhammad had? Obviously, it’s not the Koran, written by Muslims.

Qur’an 45:27-29

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.