A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
45:16 And We did certainly give the Children of Israel the Scripture and judgement and prophethood, and We provided them with good things and preferred them over the worlds.
17 And We gave them clear proofs of the matter [of religion].
And they did not differ except after knowledge had come to them – out of jealous animosity between themselves.
Indeed, your Lord will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that over which they used to differ.
18 Then We put you, [O Muḥammad], on an ordained way concerning the matter [of religion]; so follow it and do not follow the inclinations of those who do not know.
19 Indeed, they will never avail you against Allāh at all.
And indeed, the wrongdoers are allies of one another; but Allāh is the protector of the righteous.
20 This [Qur’ān] is enlightenment for mankind and guidance and mercy for a people who are certain [in faith].
Koran 45:16-20
Here’s my improved version:
45:16 We lied. It can’t speak the language of the Jews.
17 We continues to lie.
18 Jesus, according to Islam, is in Heaven. Muhammad isn’t.
19 Allah is an idol.
Allah didn’t protect Muhammad.
20 The Koran can’t be translated and is in the wrong order.
Qur’an 45:16-20
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 