Qur’an 45:12-15

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

45:12 It is Allāh who subjected to you the sea so that ships may sail upon it by His command and that you may seek of His bounty; and perhaps you will be grateful.

13 And He has subjected to you whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth – all from Him.

Indeed in that are signs for a people who give thought.

14 Say, [O Muḥammad], to those who have believed that they [should] forgive those who expect not the days of Allāh [i.e., of His retribution] so that He may recompense a people for what they used to earn.

15 Whoever does a good deed – it is for himself; and whoever does evil – it is against it [i.e., the self or soul].

Then to your Lord you will be returned.

Koran 45:12-15

Here’s my improved version:

45:12 Muhammad forgot to mention Allah creating ships.

Also, the sea isn’t subject to us.

13 They’re not subjected to us. Muhammad lied.

14 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

15 Nothing happened. Muhammad lied.

Qur’an 45:12-15

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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