A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
45:1 Ḥā, Meem.
2 The revelation of the Book is from Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
3 Indeed, within the heavens and earth are signs for the believers.
4 And in the creation of yourselves and what He disperses of moving creatures are signs for people who are certain [in faith].
5 And [in] the alternation of night and day and [in] what Allāh sends down from the sky of provision [i.e., rain] and gives life thereby to the earth after its lifelessness and [in His] directing of the winds are signs for a people who reason.
Koran 45:1-5
Here’s my improved version:
45:1 His Majesty [the King]!
2 The “revelation” is from Muhammad, Jibril and from others.
3 There are no signs in Islam.
4 Allah does nothing – it’s an idol.
5 Allah does nothing – it’s an idol.
Remember, there are no signs in Islam.
Qur’an 45:1-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 