Qur’an 44:51-59

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

44:51 Indeed, the righteous will be in a secure place:

52 Within gardens and springs,

53 Wearing [garments of] fine silk and brocade, facing each other.

54 Thus.

And We will marry them to fair women with large, [beautiful] eyes.

55 They will call therein for every [kind of] fruit – safe and secure.

56 They will not taste death therein except the first death, and He will have protected them from the punishment of Hellfire

57 As bounty from your Lord. That is what is the great attainment.

58 And indeed, We have eased it [i.e., the Qur’ān] in your tongue that they might be reminded.

59 So watch, [O Muḥammad]; indeed, they are watching [for your end].

Koran 44:51-59

Here’s my improved version:

44:51 Nothing happened.

52 Springs? Muhammad forgot the rivers.

53 Nice dresses in Persian silk. No trousers.

54 Thus:

Nothing happened.

55 All the dust of the desert they can eat.

56 Nothing happened.

57 Nothing happened.

58 The Koran is oral. Not written.

59 They died. Muhammad died.

They’re all dust in the desert enjoying nothing but dust.

Qur’an 44:51-59

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.