A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
44:43 Indeed, the tree of zaqqūm 44 Is food for the sinful.
45 Like murky oil, it boils within bellies 46 Like the boiling of scalding water.
47 [It will be commanded], “Seize him and drag him into the midst of the Hellfire, 48 Then pour over his head from the torment of scalding water.”
49 [It will be said], “Taste! Indeed, you are the honored, the noble! 50 Indeed, this is what you used to dispute.”
Koran 44:43-50
Here’s my improved version:
44:43 Indeed, the tree of zaqqūm 44 is imaginary.
45 Muhammad’s grumbly tummy 46 and worse.
47 Nothing 48 happened.
49 Remember, it’s Allah that gives status, according to Muhammad.
(Yes, Muslims, I know it’s supposed to be sarcasm by Muhammad.)
50 Nothing happened.
Muhammad was a liar. Allah is an idol. Islam is vile, evil and false.
Qur’an 44:43-50
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 