A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
44:38 And We did not create the heavens and earth and that between them in play.
39 We did not create them except in truth, but most of them do not know.
40 Indeed, the Day of Judgement is the appointed time for them all –
41 The Day when no relation1 will avail a relation at all, nor will they be helped –
42 Except those [believers] on whom Allāh has mercy.
Indeed, He is the Exalted in Might, the Merciful.
Koran 44:38-42
Here’s my improved version:
44:38 Allah, Jibril and Muhammad created nothing but chaos.
39 Muhammad lies and is incompetent.
40 Muhammad lied.
41 Nothing happened.
42 Nothing happened.
Indeed, Allah is an idol, impotent and uncaring.
Qur’an 44:38-42
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 