A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
44:9 But they are in doubt, amusing themselves.
10 Then watch for the Day when the sky will bring a visible smoke 11 Covering the people; this is a painful torment.
12 [They will say], “Our Lord, remove from us the torment; indeed, we are believers.”
13 How will there be for them a reminder [at that time]?
And there had come to them a clear Messenger.
14 Then they turned away from him and said, “[He was] taught [and is] a madman.”
15 Indeed, We will remove the torment for a little.
Indeed, you [disbelievers] will return [to disbelief].
16 The Day We will strike with the greatest assault, indeed, We will take retribution.
Koran 44:9-16
Here’s my improved version:
44:9 The Quraysh didn’t care while Muhammad ranted.
10 Nothing 11 happened.
12 Polytheists worship the same god as Muslims – oh wait, no, they worshipped idols.
13 Nothing happened.
Only a madman.
14 Muhammad’s tribe were great prophets.
15 Nothing happened.
16 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 44:9-16
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 