A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
44:1 Ḥā, Meem.
2 By the clear Book,
3 Indeed, We sent it down during a blessed night.
Indeed, We were to warn [mankind].
4 Therein [i.e., on that night] is made distinct every precise matter –
5 [Every] matter [proceeding] from Us.
Indeed, We were to send [a messenger]
6 As mercy from your Lord.
Indeed, He is the Hearing, the Knowing,
7 Lord of the heavens and the earth and that between them, if you would be certain.
8 There is no deity except Him;
He gives life and causes death.
[He is] your Lord and the Lord of your first forefathers.
Koran 44:1-8
Here’s my improved version:
44:1 Ham and bacon.
2 Muhammad swears by the clear Book that he’s not reciting from.
3 Jibril talks about the clear Book that he’s not reciting from.
Jibril fails at his job.
4 Jibril talks about the clear Book that he’s not reciting from.
5 Jibril talks about the clear Book that he’s not reciting from.
Jibril fails at his job.
6 There’s no mercy from Allah.
Allah fails at his job.
7 Muhammad boasts.
8 Muhammad just declared that Allah is not his Lord.
Own goal.
Qur’an 44:1-8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 