A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
43:81 Say, [O Muḥammad], “If the Most Merciful had a son, then I would be the first of [his] worshippers.”
82 Exalted is the Lord of the heavens and the earth, Lord of the Throne, above what they describe.
83 So leave them to converse vainly and amuse themselves until they meet their Day which they are promised.
84 And it is He [i.e., Allāh] who is [the only] deity in the heaven, and on the earth [the only] deity. And He is the Wise, the Knowing.
85 And blessed is He to whom belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them and with whom is knowledge of the Hour and to whom you will be returned.
86 And those they invoke besides Him do not possess [power of] intercession; but only those who testify to the truth [can benefit], and they know.
87 And if you asked them who created them, they would surely say, “Allāh.”
So how are they deluded?
88 And [Allāh acknowledges] his saying, “O my Lord, indeed these are a people who do not believe.”
89 So turn aside from them and say, “Peace.”
But they are going to know.
Koran 43:81-89
Here’s my improved version:
43:81 Allah has three daughters – all are idols.
82 Muhammad praises Allah, showing these are the words of Muhammad.
83 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
84 An omnipresent deity is everywhere, not in locations.
85 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
86 Muhammad is dead and can’t intercede.
87 People know that their mother and father created them, not Allah the idol.
88 They’re all dead, like Muhammad.
89 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 43:81-89
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 