A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
43:74 Indeed, the criminals will be in the punishment of Hell, abiding eternally.
75 It will not be allowed to subside for them, and they, therein, are in despair.
76 And We did not wrong them, but it was they who were the wrongdoers.
77 And they will call, “O Mālik, let your Lord put an end to us!”
He will say, “Indeed, you will remain.”
78 We had certainly brought you the truth, but most of you, to the truth, were averse.
79 Or have they devised [some] affair? But indeed, We are devising [a plan].
80 Or do they think that We hear not their secrets and their private conversations?
Yes, [We do], and Our messengers [i.e., angels] are with them recording.
Koran 43:74-80
Here’s my improved version:
43:74 Nothing happened.
75 Nothing happened.
76 Muhammad lied.
77 Nothing happened.
Malik is dead.
78 Muhammad lied.
79 Nothing happened, and Muhammad lied.
80 Muhammad lied, and nothing happened.
Oh, and Muhammad died.
Qur’an 43:74-80
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 