A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
43:66 Are they waiting except for the Hour to come upon them suddenly while they perceive not?
67 Close friends, that Day, will be enemies to each other, except for the righteous
68 [To whom Allāh will say], “O My servants, no fear will there be concerning you this Day, nor will you grieve,
69 [You] who believed in Our verses and were Muslims.
70 Enter Paradise, you and your kinds, delighted.”
71 Circulated among them will be plates and vessels of gold. And therein is whatever the souls desire and [what] delights the eyes, and you will abide therein eternally.
72 And that is Paradise which you are made to inherit for what you used to do.
73 For you therein is much fruit from which you will eat.
Koran 43:66-73
Here’s my improved version:
43:66 Nothing happened.
67 Nothing happened.
68 Muhammad “quotes” Allah, but nothing happened.
69 Nothing happened.
70 Nothing happened.
71 Muhammad gets the metal wrong – it should be silver.
72 Nothing happened.
73 Nothing but the dust of the grave.
Qur’an 43:66-73
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 