A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
43:46 And certainly did We send Moses with Our signs to Pharaoh and his establishment, and he said, “Indeed, I am the messenger of the Lord of the worlds.”
47 But when he brought them Our signs, at once they laughed at them.
48 And We showed them not a sign except that it was greater than its sister, and We seized them with affliction that perhaps they might return [to faith].
49 And they said [to Moses], “O magician, invoke for us your Lord by what He has promised you. Indeed, we will be guided.”
50 But when We removed from them the affliction, at once they broke their word.
51 And Pharaoh called out among his people; he said, “O my people, does not the kingdom of Egypt belong to me, and these rivers flowing beneath me; then do you not see?
52 Or am I [not] better than this one [i.e., Moses] who is insignificant and hardly makes himself clear?
53 Then why have there not been placed upon him bracelets of gold or come with him the angels in conjunction?”
54 So he bluffed his people, and they obeyed him.
Indeed, they were [themselves] a people defiantly disobedient [of Allāh].
55 And when they angered Us, We took retribution from them and drowned them all.
56 And We made them a precedent and an example for the later peoples.
Koran 43:46-56
Here’s my improved version:
43:46 Muhammad the Mad pretends to be Moses.
47 Remember, Islam has no miracles, so these “signs” are Muhammad singing.
48 Nothing happened. Remember, they were laughing.
49 Muhammad’s tribe, sorry, the “Egyptians” speak the Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
50 Muhammad stopped singing.
51 Pharaoh’s speech is greater than that of Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
52 Indeed the leader of Muhammad’s tribe was greater than Muhammad.
53 Koran – Bracelets of Paradise.
54 Notice that Muhammad didn’t identify with his people.
55 Nothing happened.
56 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 43:46-56
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 