A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
43:36 And whoever is blinded from remembrance of the Most Merciful – We appoint for him a devil, and he is to him a companion.
37 And indeed, they [i.e., the devils] avert them from the way [of guidance] while they think that they are [rightly] guided
38 Until, when he comes to Us [at Judgement], he says [to his companion], “How I wish there was between me and you the distance between the east and west; and what a wretched companion.”
39 And never will it benefit you that Day, when you have wronged, that you are [all] sharing in the punishment.
40 Then will you make the deaf hear, [O Muḥammad], or guide the blind or he who is in clear error?
41 And whether [or not] We take you away [in death], indeed, We will take retribution upon them.
42 Or whether [or not] We show you that which We have promised them, indeed, We are Perfect in Ability.
43 So adhere to that which is revealed to you. Indeed, you are on a straight path.
44 And indeed, it is a remembrance1 for you and your people, and you [all] are going to be questioned.
45 And ask those We sent before you of Our messengers; have We made besides the Most Merciful deities to be worshipped?
Koran 43:36-45
Here’s my improved version:
43:36 Muhammad didn’t remember Allah. He had a devil with him.
37 Should we blame the devil for Muhammad’s evils? Or Muhammad? Either way, he did lots of evil deeds.
38 1400 years later, nothing happened.
39 Nothing happened.
40 Allah can’t do miracles. Jesus made the deaf hear, made the blind see and made people see the way to a better future.
41 Nothing happened.
42 Nothing happened.
Muhammad seems to keep forgetting he doesn’t have miracles as Allah is an idol.
43 A path that returns to Allah is a circle, not a straight path.
44 Nothing happened.
45 Muhammad, the First Muslim.
Qur’an 43:36-45
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 