A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
43:15 But they have attributed to Him from His servants a portion.
Indeed, man is clearly ungrateful.
16 Or has He taken, out of what He has created, daughters and chosen you for [having] sons?
17 And when one of them is given good tidings of that which he attributes to the Most Merciful in comparison [i.e., a daughter], his face becomes dark, and he suppresses grief.
18 So is one brought up in ornaments while being during conflict unevident1 [attributed to Allāh]?
19 And they described the angels, who are servants of the Most Merciful, as females.
Did they witness their creation?
Their testimony will be recorded, and they will be questioned.
20 And they said, “If the Most Merciful had willed, we would not have worshipped them.”
They have of that no knowledge.
They are not but misjudging.
Koran 43:15-20
Here’s my improved version:
43:15 Muhammad’s tribe worshipped Allah, just as Muhammad did. This means Allah isn’t GOD, as Muhammad’s tribe weren’t Jewish or Christian.
16 Allah doesn’t create idols. Pagans like Muhammad and his tribe do that. Also this is Muhammad’s sexism.
17 Muhammad was sterile, probaby from a STD.
18 Muhammad really wanted sons.
19 Nothing happened.
20 They made choices and showed that Islamic Fate is false.
Qur’an 43:15-20
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
