Qur’an 43:9-14

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

43:9 And if you should ask them, “Who has created the heavens and the earth?”

they would surely say, “They were created by the Exalted in Might, the Knowing,”

10 [The one] who has made for you the earth a bed and made for you upon it roads that you might be guided

11 And who sends down rain from the sky in measured amounts, and We revive thereby a dead land – thus will you be brought forth –

12 And who created the species, all of them, and has made for you of ships and animals those which you mount

13 That you may settle yourselves upon their backs and then remember the favor of your Lord when you have settled upon them and say, “Exalted is He who has subjected this to us, and we could not have [otherwise] subdued it.

14 And indeed we, to our Lord, will [surely] return.”

Koran 43:9-14

Here’s my improved version:

43:9 Muhammad and his tribe worshipped the same idol.

10 The Earth is round. Not a “bed”. Nor does Allah make roads. Humans make them.

11 Allah doesn’t bring rain. Also the land is neither dead nor alive.

12 Allah doesn’t create species, animals or ships. Humans do.

13 No one prays on the “back” of ships, except maybe Muslims?

14 1400 years later, no one has returned to Allah the idol.

Or do they?

Qur’an 43:9-14

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.