A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
42:36 So whatever thing you have been given – it is but [for] enjoyment of the worldly life.
But what is with Allāh is better and more lasting for those who have believed and upon their Lord rely
37 And those who avoid the major sins and immoralities, and when they are angry, they forgive,
38 And those who have responded to their Lord and established prayer and whose affair is [determined by] consultation among themselves, and from what We have provided them, they spend,
39 And those who, when tyranny strikes them, they retaliate [in a just manner].
Koran 42:36-39
Here’s my improved version:
42:36 Allah (Muhammad) promises a better life in Allah’s second attempt.
Muhammad tells his men their second life is better than their first life.
Why doesn’t Muhammad go there?
Eventually, Muhammad did. He’s “enjoying” being dust in the desert.
37 Muhammad tells Muslims to avoid the major sins and immoralities and to forgive others – no guidance from Allah.
38 Allah doesn’t speak to Muslims, nor does he give them money to spend. How can he, when he’s an idol?
39 Who oppresses Muslims apart from their tyrants and other Muslims?
Qur’an 42:36-39
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 