Qur’an 42:32-35

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

42:32 And of His signs are the ships in the sea, like mountains.

33 If He willed, He could still the wind, and they would remain motionless on its surface.

Indeed in that are signs for everyone patient and grateful.

34 Or He could destroy them for what they earned; but He pardons much.

35 And [that is so] those who dispute concerning Our signs may know that for them there is no place of escape.

Koran 42:32-35

Here’s my improved version:

42:32 And NOT of his signs are the ships in space, so vast.

33 Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream

34 What sins do spaceships and submarines earn?

35 1400 years later, nothing happened.

Qur’an 42:32-35

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.