A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
42:25 And it is He who accepts repentance from His servants and pardons misdeeds, and He knows what you do.
26 And He answers [the supplication of] those who have believed and done righteous deeds and increases [for] them from His bounty.
But the disbelievers will have a severe punishment.
27 And if Allāh had extended [excessively] provision for His servants, they would have committed tyranny throughout the earth.
But He sends [it] down in an amount which He wills.
Indeed He is, of His servants, Aware and Seeing.
28 And it is He who sends down the rain after they had despaired and spreads His mercy.
And He is the Protector, the Praiseworthy.
Koran 42:25-28
Here’s my improved version:
42:25 Allah does nothing.
Remember, Allah never speaks in Muhammad’s Koran.
26 Ask Allah for rain to water your garden. Nothing happens.
1400 years later the “disbelievers” and Muhammad are dust in the desert.
27 Muslims have committed tyranny around our Earth.
28 We have irrigation and plumbing. Turn on a tap and see if you commit tyranny.
Qur’an 42:25-28
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 