A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
42:19 Allāh is Subtle with His servants; He gives provision to whom He wills.
And He is the Powerful, the Exalted in Might.
20 Whoever desires the harvest of the Hereafter – We increase for him in his harvest [i.e., reward].
And whoever desires the harvest [i.e., benefits] of this world – We give him thereof, but there is not for him in the Hereafter any share.
21 Or have they partners [i.e., other deities] who have ordained for them a religion to which Allāh has not consented?
But if not for the decisive word, it would have been concluded between them.
And indeed, the wrongdoers will have a painful punishment.
22 You will see the wrongdoers fearful of what they have earned, and it will [certainly] befall them.
And those who have believed and done righteous deeds will be in lush regions of the gardens [in Paradise] having whatever they will in the presence of their Lord.
That is what is the great bounty.
Koran 42:19-22
Here’s my improved version:
42:19 Allah’s “provision” is rain,… in the desert.
20 Muhammad doesn’t enjoy the hereafter.
21 I desire a personal cruise liner – nothing happens.
22 What have I earned? Nothing has befallen me.
Muhammad the Liar is dust in the desert.
There is no bounty.
Qur’an 42:19-22
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 