A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
42:9 Or have they taken protectors [or allies] besides Him?
But Allāh – He is the Protector, and He gives life to the dead, and He is over all things competent.
10 And in anything over which you disagree – its ruling is [to be referred] to Allāh.
[Say], “That is Allāh, my Lord; upon Him I have relied, and to Him I turn back.”
11 [He is] Creator of the heavens and the earth.
He has made for you from yourselves, mates, and among the cattle, mates; He multiplies you thereby.
There is nothing like unto Him, and He is the Hearing, the Seeing.
12 To Him belong the keys of the heavens and the earth.
He extends provision for whom He wills and restricts [it].
Indeed He is, of all things, Knowing.
Koran 42:9-12
Here’s my improved version:
42:9 Muhammad exposes his context, his tribe.
Allah doesn’t protect, doesn’t give life, and he doesn’t act – this is because Allah is an idol that Muhammad the liar speaks for.
10 No one can get a ruling from Allah – it’s an idol. No one can get a ruling from Muhammad – he’s dead.
Muhammad lied – he’s dust in the grave.
11 Allah’s wife and their three daughters are very like Allah – all idols.
12 There are no keys for the sky and earth.
Provision (rain) never comes from Allah.
Qur’an 42:9-12
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 