A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
42:3 Thus has He revealed to you, [O Muḥammad], and to those before you – Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
4 To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth, and He is the Most High, the Most Great.
5 The heavens almost break from above them, and the angels exalt [Allāh] with praise of their Lord and ask forgiveness for those on earth.
Unquestionably, it is Allāh who is the Forgiving, the Merciful.
6 And those who take as allies other than Him – Allāh is [yet] Guardian over them; and you, [O Muḥammad], are not over them a manager.
Koran 42:3-6
Here’s my improved version:
42:3 Allah reveals Allah? Obviously nonsense.
4 Our Earth is in space, not below the sky.
5 Nothing happens.
6 Muhammad continues to blather to himself.
Qur’an 42:3-6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
