Qur’an 42:3-6

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

42:3 Thus has He revealed to you, [O Muḥammad], and to those before you – Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.

4 To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth, and He is the Most High, the Most Great.

5 The heavens almost break from above them, and the angels exalt [Allāh] with praise of their Lord and ask forgiveness for those on earth.

Unquestionably, it is Allāh who is the Forgiving, the Merciful.

6 And those who take as allies other than Him – Allāh is [yet] Guardian over them; and you, [O Muḥammad], are not over them a manager.

Koran 42:3-6

Here’s my improved version:

42:3 Allah reveals Allah? Obviously nonsense.

4 Our Earth is in space, not below the sky.

5 Nothing happens.

6 Muhammad continues to blather to himself.

Qur’an 42:3-6

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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