A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
41:6 Say, [O Muḥammad], “I am only a man like you to whom it has been revealed that your god is but one God; so take a straight course to Him and seek His forgiveness.”
And woe to those who associate others with Allāh 7 Those who do not give zakāh, and in the Hereafter they are disbelievers.
8 Indeed, those who believe and do righteous deeds – for them is a reward uninterrupted.
Koran 41:6-8
Here’s my improved version:
41:6 Muhammad speaks Koran better than Jibril and Allah.
How does an idol give forgiveness?
7 Oh, wait, give money to Muhammad.
8 Or else.
Qur’an 41:6-8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
