A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
41:2 [This is] a revelation from the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful –
3 A Book whose verses have been detailed, an Arabic Qur’ān for a people who know,
4 As a giver of good tidings and a warner; but most of them turn away, so they do not hear.
5 And they say, “Our hearts are within coverings [i.e., screened] from that to which you invite us, and in our ears is deafness, and between us and you is a partition, so work;1 indeed, we are working.”
Koran 41:2-5
Here’s my improved version:
41:2 Muhammad lies.
3 Muhammad never shows his tribe his “Book”. Instead, Muhammad’s Koran is in a foreign language.
4 There’s no good tidings or warnings from Allah – there’s just Muhammad’s lies.
5 Muhammad (or worse, a scribe) carefully copies the words of his tribe into his recitation, showing it’s from his tribe, not the idol Allah.
Qur’an 41:2-5
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
