Qur’an 40:69-76

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

40:69 Do you not consider those who dispute concerning the signs of Allāh – how are they averted?

70 Those who deny the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] and that with which We sent Our messengers – they are going to know,

71 When the shackles are around their necks and the chains; they will be dragged

72 In boiling water; then in the Fire they will be filled [with flame].

73 Then it will be said to them, “Where is that which you used to associate [with Him in worship]

74 Other than Allāh?” They will say, “They have departed from us; rather, we did not used to invoke previously anything.” Thus does Allāh put astray the disbelievers.

75 [The angels will say], “That was because you used to exult upon the earth without right and you used to behave insolently.

76 Enter the gates of Hell to abide eternally therein, and wretched is the residence of the arrogant.”

Koran 40:69-76

Here’s my improved version:

40:69 There are no signs of Allah – there’s just the lies of Muhammad.

70 The “Book” refers to the Book that the People of the Book have.

71 Nothing happened.

72 Nothing happened.

73 Nothing happened.

74 Nothing happened.

75 Nothing happened.

76 Nothing happened.

Qur’an 40:69-76

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.