Qur’an 40:10-14

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

40:10 Indeed, those who disbelieve will be addressed, “The hatred of Allāh for you was [even] greater than your hatred of yourselves [this Day in Hell] when you were invited to faith, but you disbelieved [i.e., refused].”

11 They will say, “Our Lord, You made us lifeless twice and gave us life twice, and we have confessed our sins. So is there to an exit any way?”

12 [They will be told], “That is because, when Allāh was called upon alone, you disbelieved; but if others were associated with Him, you believed. So the judgement is with Allāh, the Most High, the Grand.”

13 It is He who shows you His signs and sends down to you from the sky, provision.

But none will remember except he who turns back [in repentance].

14 So invoke Allāh, [being] sincere to Him in religion, although the disbelievers dislike it.

Koran 40:10-14

Here’s my improved version:

40:10 Allah and Muhammad have not addressed me in my native language or in English.

11 “Nothing happened.”

12 I didn’t hear when Allah or Muhammad the Mad pretended.

Also I don’t associate with Allah or Muhammad, except with each other.

13 Nothing happened. No rain fell.

I turned around and back to my keyboard – nothing happened.

14 Oh, Allah, give me a Qur’an in my native language and in English.

Nothing happened. I read an English translation.

Qur’an 40:10-14

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.