A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
40:4 No one disputes concerning the signs of Allāh except those who disbelieve, so be not deceived by their [uninhibited] movement throughout the land.
5 The people of Noah denied before them and the [disbelieving] factions after them, and every nation intended [a plot] for their messenger to seize him, and they disputed by [using] falsehood to [attempt to] invalidate thereby the truth.
So I seized them, and how [terrible] was My penalty.
6 And thus has the word [i.e., decree] of your Lord come into effect upon those who disbelieved that they are companions of the Fire.
Koran 40:4-6
Here’s my improved version:
40:4 There are no signs of Allah, except for the lies from Muhammad.
5 Muhammad whines about his tribe.
6 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 40:4-6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 