A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:73 But those who feared their Lord will be driven to Paradise in groups until, when they reach it while its gates have been opened and its keepers say, “Peace be upon you; you have become pure; so enter it to abide eternally therein,” [they will enter].
74 And they will say, “Praise to Allāh, who has fulfilled for us His promise and made us inherit the earth [so] we may settle in Paradise wherever we will. And excellent is the reward of [righteous] workers.”
75 And you will see the angels surrounding the Throne, exalting [Allāh] with praise of their Lord.
And it will be judged between them in truth, and it will be said, “[All] praise to Allāh, Lord of the worlds.”
Koran 39:73-75
Here’s my improved version:
39:73 Allah awakens Muslims after teleporting them all to Paradise.
74 Allah says, “you aren’t mind controlled.”
75 Allah says, “you won’t be judged, despite Muhammad’s mistake.”
Trivially better.
Qur’an 39:73-75
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 