A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:68 And the Horn will be blown, and whoever is in the heavens and whoever is on the earth will fall dead except whom Allāh wills.
Then it will be blown again, and at once they will be standing, looking on.
69 And the earth will shine with the light of its Lord, and the record [of deeds] will be placed, and the prophets and the witnesses will be brought, and it will be judged between them in truth, and they will not be wronged.
70 And every soul will be fully compensated [for] what it did; and He is most knowing of what they do.
71 And those who disbelieved will be driven to Hell in groups until, when they reach it, its gates are opened and its keepers will say, “Did there not come to you messengers from yourselves, reciting to you the verses of your Lord and warning you of the meeting of this Day of yours?”
They will say, “Yes, but the word [i.e., decree] of punishment has come into effect upon the disbelievers.”
72 [To them] it will be said, “Enter the gates of Hell to abide eternally therein, and wretched is the residence of the arrogant.”
Koran 39:68-72
Here’s my improved version:
39:68 One Trump or Two?
69 Muhammad lied.
70 Muhammad lied.
71 No one came to me and no one recited the Koran in English.
72 “No one came to me and no one recited the Koran in English.”
Qur’an 39:68-72
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 