A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:62 Allāh is the Creator of all things, and He is, over all things, Disposer of affairs.
63 To Him belong the keys of the heavens and the earth.
And they who disbelieve in the verses of Allāh – it is those who are the losers.
64 Say, [O Muḥammad], “Is it other than Allāh that you order me to worship, O ignorant ones?”
65 And it was already revealed to you and to those before you that if you should associate [anything] with Allāh, your work would surely become worthless, and you would surely be among the losers.
66 Rather, worship [only] Allāh and be among the grateful.
Koran 39:62-66
Here’s my improved version:
39:62 Allah is creation who doesn’t create and doesn’t dispose.
63 There’s no keys or locks to the heavens and the earth.
There’s no verses of Allah.
64 The Koran is what Muhammad says, right?
65 Muhammad associated Allah’s daughters with him.
66 It looks like this sentence and the previous was supposed to be said to Muhammad’s tribe.
Qur’an 39:62-66
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 