A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:49 And when adversity touches man, he calls upon Us; then when We bestow on him a favor from Us, he says, “I have only been given it because of [my] knowledge.”
Rather, it is a trial, but most of them do not know.
50 Those before them had already said it, but they were not availed by what they used to earn.
51 And the evil consequences of what they earned struck them.
And those who have wronged of these [people] will be struck [i.e., afflicted] by the evil consequences of what they earned; and they will not cause failure.
52 Do they not know that Allāh extends provision for whom He wills and restricts [it]?
Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe.
Koran 39:49-52
Here’s my improved version:
39:49 Allah or We doesn’t give favours.
This man, who isn’t a Muslim, says Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
50 Muhammad pretends the disasters of the past were the actions of Allah when they weren’t.
51 Nothing happened.
52 There’s no provision from Allah.
Indeed, in that are signs for people.
Qur’an 39:49-52
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
