A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:27 And We have certainly presented for the people in this Qur’ān from every [kind of] example – that they might remember.
28 [It is] an Arabic Qur’ān, without any deviance that they might become righteous.
29 Allāh presents an example: a man [i.e., slave] owned by quarreling partners and another belonging exclusively to one man – are they equal in comparison?
Praise be to Allāh!
But most of them do not know.
30 Indeed, you are to die, and indeed, they are to die.
31 Then indeed you, on the Day of Resurrection, before your Lord, will dispute.
Koran 39:27-31
Here’s my improved version:
39:27 Muhammad talks about another Koran his tribe has to remember, forgetting that he’s inventing more Koran.
28 Muhammad’s Koran uses foreign words, like “taghut”. No one yet knows what this is.
29 Slavery is wrong. Muhammad was unable to condemn this evil.
Muhammad admits failure.
30 A truism, showing that Muhammad’s Koran is for himself.
31 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 39:27-31
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
