A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Allāh has sent down the best statement: a consistent Book wherein is reiteration.
The skins shiver therefrom of those who fear their Lord; then their skins and their hearts relax at the remembrance [i.e., mention] of Allāh.
That is the guidance of Allāh by which He guides whom He wills.
And one whom Allāh sends astray – for him there is no guide.
Koran 39:23
Here’s my improved version:
Qur’an 39:23
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 