A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:21 Do you not see that Allāh sends down rain from the sky and makes it flow as springs [and rivers] in the earth; then He produces thereby crops of varying colors; then they dry and you see them turned yellow; then He makes them [scattered] debris.
Indeed in that is a reminder for those of understanding.
22 So is one whose breast Allāh has expanded to [accept] Islām and he is upon [i.e., guided by] a light from his Lord [like one whose heart rejects it]?
Then woe to those whose hearts are hardened against the remembrance of Allāh.
Those are in manifest error.
Koran 39:21-22
Here’s my improved version:
39:21 Muhammad forgets this is supposed to be a rhetorical question.
Rain doesn’t come from Allah.
Just like plumbing doesn’t come from Allah.
22 No Muslim has their breast expanded to Islam.
As for the light, there’s none from Allah.
This is just Muhammad’s reaction and is probably caused by hyperventilation.
Qur’an 39:21-22
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 