A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:9 Is one who is devoutly obedient during periods of the night, prostrating and standing [in prayer], fearing the Hereafter and hoping for the mercy of his Lord, [like one who does not]?
Say, “Are those who know equal to those who do not know?”
Only they will remember [who are] people of understanding.
10 Say, “O My servants who have believed, fear your Lord. For those who do good in this world is good, and the earth of Allāh is spacious. Indeed, the patient will be given their reward without account [i.e., limit].”
11 Say, [O Muḥammad], “Indeed, I have been commanded to worship Allāh, [being] sincere to Him in religion. 12 And I have been commanded to be the first [among you] of the Muslims.”
13 Say, “Indeed I fear, if I should disobey my Lord, the punishment of a tremendous Day.”
14 Say, “Allāh [alone] do I worship, sincere to Him in my religion, 15 So worship what you will besides Him.”
Say, “Indeed, the losers are the ones who will lose themselves and their families on the Day of Resurrection. Unquestionably, that is the manifest loss.”
16 They will have canopies [i.e., layers] of fire above them and below them, canopies.
By that Allāh threatens [i.e., warns] His servants.
O My servants, then fear Me.
Koran 39:9-16
Here’s my improved version:
39:9 Muhammad fails at sentence construction.
Muhammad speaks to his listeners, showing the Koran is imaginary.
10 Muhammad speaks to his listeners, showing the Koran is imaginary.
11 Muhammad speaks to his listeners, showing the Koran is imaginary.
12 Muhammad speaks to his listeners, showing the Koran is imaginary.
13 Muhammad speaks to his listeners, showing the Koran is imaginary.
14 Muhammad speaks to his listeners, showing the Koran is imaginary.
15 Muhammad speaks to his listeners, showing the Koran is imaginary.
16 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 39:9-16
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 