A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:7 If you disbelieve – indeed, Allāh is Free from need of you.
And He does not approve for His servants disbelief.
And if you are grateful, He approves [i.e., likes] it for you; and no bearer of burdens will bear the burden of another.
Then to your Lord is your return, and He will inform you about what you used to do.
Indeed, He is Knowing of that within the breasts.
8 And when adversity touches man, he calls upon his Lord, turning to Him [alone]; then when He bestows on him a favor from Himself, he forgets Him whom he called upon before, and he attributes to Allāh equals to mislead [people] from His way.
Say, “Enjoy your disbelief for a little; indeed, you are of the companions of the Fire.”
Koran 39:7-8
Here’s my improved version:
39:7 Allah does nothing.
Allah does nothing.
Allah does nothing.
We do not return to Allah – not even Muhammad comes from Allah or returned to this idol.
8 Only the men and women of Muhammad’s tribe do this. Jews, Christians and Muslims don’t.
This man is dust in the desert like Muhammad – they share the same outcome.
Qur’an 39:7-8
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 