A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
39:5 He created the heavens and earth in truth.
He wraps the night over the day and wraps the day over the night and has subjected the sun and the moon, each running [its course] for a specified term.
Unquestionably, He is the Exalted in Might, the Perpetual Forgiver.
6 He created you from one soul.
Then He made from it its mate, and He produced for you from the grazing livestock eight mates.
He creates you in the wombs of your mothers, creation after creation, within three darknesses.
That is Allāh, your Lord; to Him belongs dominion.
There is no deity except Him, so how are you averted?
Koran 39:5-6
Here’s my improved version:
39:5 Allah didn’t even create these words.
Our Earth rotates in the Sun’s light, creating day and night.
Muhammad forgot the planets also spinning around our Sun.
6 We aren’t created from one person, not “soul“.
A person isn’t an “it” and Eve wasn’t created this way. Humans don’t mate with grazing livestock – or maybe Muhammad did.
We’re not created in the womb, and there’s no repeated creation within “three darknesses”.
There’s no Allah – it’s just an idol
Muhammad demands worship from idol worshippers.
Qur’an 39:5-6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 