A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:86 Say, [O Muḥammad], “I do not ask you for it [i.e., the Qur’ān] any payment, and I am not of the pretentious.
87 It is but a reminder to the worlds.
88 And you will surely know [the truth of] its information after a time.”
Koran 38:86-88
Here’s my improved version:
38:86 Muhammad refuses the payment for being a storyteller. After all, he’s telling lies and threatening people.
87 This is why Muhammad is the Reminder and the Koran is the Reminder.
88 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 38:86-88
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 