A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:71 [So mention] when your Lord said to the angels, “Indeed, I am going to create a human being from clay.
72 So when I have proportioned him and breathed into him of My [created] soul, then fall down to him in prostration.”
73 So the angels prostrated – all of them entirely,
74 Except Iblees; he was arrogant and became among the disbelievers.
75 [Allāh] said, “O Iblees, what prevented you from prostrating to that which I created with My hands? Were you arrogant [then], or were you [already] among the haughty?”
76 He said, “I am better than him. You created me from fire and created him from clay.”
77 [Allāh] said, “Then get out of it [i.e., Paradise], for indeed, you are expelled.
78 And indeed, upon you is My curse until the Day of Recompense.”
79 He said, “My Lord, then reprieve me until the Day they are resurrected.”
80 [Allāh] said, “So indeed, you are of those reprieved
81 Until the Day of the time well-known.”
82 [Iblees] said, “By Your might, I will surely mislead them all.
83 Except, among them, Your chosen servants.”
84 [Allāh] said, “The truth [is My oath], and the truth I say –
85 [That] I will surely fill Hell with you and those of them that follow you all together.”
Koran 38:71-85
Here’s my improved version:
38:71 Muhammad is saying a story.
72 Muhammad orders his men to worship him as “Adam”.
73 Muhammad’s men prostrate to him as “Adam”.
74 Iblis joins Muhammad’s tribe, the disbelievers.
75 Allah is Muhammad’s straight man.
76 This explains why Iblis is black.
77 The translators add [Paradise] when it’s Mecca.
78 Does the curse change the name of Iblis to Satan?
79 Nothing happened. Allah is impotent.
80 Allah is easily persuaded.
81 Nothing happened.
82 Iblis swears by Allah – truly he is pagan and worships Allah.
83 Satan deceives Muhammad in the Satanic Verses.
84 Allah swears, showing he’s pagan and liar, just like Iblis.
85 Nothing happened, proving Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 38:71-85
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 