A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:65 Say, [O Muḥammad], “I am only a warner, and there is not any deity except Allāh, the One, the Prevailing,
66 Lord of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, the Exalted in Might, the Perpetual Forgiver.”
67 Say, “It is great news
68 From which you turn away.
69 I had no knowledge of the exalted assembly [of angels] when they were disputing [the creation of Adam].
70 It has not been revealed to me except that I am a clear warner.”
Koran 38:65-70
Here’s my improved version:
38:65 Muhammad demotes himself from [false] prophet to [false] warner.
66 Muhammad lied.
67 Muhammad lied.
68 Muhammad lied.
69 Muhammad lied.
70 Muhammad demotes himself from [false] prophet to [false] warner – again!
Qur’an 38:65-70
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 