A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:49 This is a reminder.
And indeed, for the righteous is a good place of return –
50 Gardens of perpetual residence, whose doors will be opened to them.
51 Reclining within them, they will call therein for abundant fruit and drink.
52 And with them will be women limiting [their] glances and of equal age.
53 This is what you, [the righteous], are promised for the Day of Account.
54 Indeed, this is Our provision; for it there is no depletion.
Koran 38:49-54
Here’s my improved version:
38:49 Why is it a “reminder”?
Nothing happened.
50 Nothing happened.
51 Nothing happened.
52 Nothing happened.
53 Nothing happened.
54 Muhammad lied.
Not even Muhammad is enjoying this. He’s dust in the desert.
Qur’an 38:49-54
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 