A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:45 And remember Our servants, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob – those of strength and [religious] vision.
46 Indeed, We chose them for an exclusive quality: remembrance of the home [of the Hereafter].
47 And indeed they are, to Us, among the chosen and outstanding.
48 And remember Ishmael, Elisha and Dhul-Kifl, and all are among the outstanding.
Koran 38:45-48
Here’s my improved version:
38:45 Remember these three people never worshipped or served Allah.
46 Allah never chose them – how can he, when he’s an idol?
47 Muhammad continues to boast and name drop more.
48 Remember, not even Dhul-Kifl worshipped or served Allah.
Qur’an 38:45-48
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 