A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
38:41 And remember Our servant Job, when he called to his Lord, “Indeed, Satan has touched me with hardship and torment.”
42 [So he was told], “Strike [the ground] with your foot; this is a [spring for a] cool bath and drink.”
43 And We granted him his family and a like [number] with them as mercy from Us and a reminder for those of understanding.
44 [We said], “And take in your hand a bunch [of grass] and strike with it and do not break your oath.”
Indeed, We found him patient, an excellent servant.
Indeed, he was one repeatedly turning back [to Allāh].
Koran 38:41-44
Here’s my improved version:
38:41 No one remembers Job speaking Arabic like Muhammad.
42 Allah doesn’t tell Muhammad to do the same – Muhammad was smelly and dehydrated in the desert.
43 Again, that’s the new wife of Job that gave him children, not the idol Allah.
44 Mo can’t remember which wife Job has to whip.
And of course, Job never turned to Allah at all.
Qur’an 38:41-44
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 